Khamis, 3 April 2014

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Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man ice cream

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 09:22 PM PDT

April 04, 2014

 Baskin-Robbins has created a Spider-Man inspired ice cream ahead of the release of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’ this May. – AFP pic, April 4, 2014. Baskin-Robbins has created a Spider-Man inspired ice cream ahead of the release of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' this May. – AFP pic, April 4, 2014.What's red, blue and striped all over? Why, the latest Spider-Man inspired ice cream, of course.

In a tie-in with the May release of "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" movie, Baskin-Robbins has created an ice cream flavour made with red and blue, vanilla-flavoured ice cream, thread by a web of dark chocolate and popping candies.

It's a marketing move borrowed from premium ice cream maker Ben & Jerry's, which makes sport of developing new flavours from TV shows, films and musicians.

The latest ice cream to evoke an LOL out of fans was their "Scotchy Scotch Scotch" tub inspired by the "Anchorman" lead character Ron Burgundy, played by Will Ferrell.

"Scotchy Scotch Scotch" is butterscotch ice cream with butterscotch swirls. – AFP/Relaxnews, April 4, 2014.

How to score free – or nearly free – ice cream this month

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:58 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Ben & Jerry's will be hosting its annual – and much anticipated – Free Cone Day April 8 around the world. – AFP/Relaxnews pic, April 3, 2014. Ben & Jerry's will be hosting its annual – and much anticipated – Free Cone Day April 8 around the world. – AFP/Relaxnews pic, April 3, 2014. Mark your calendars, ice-cream lovers, because major brands will be competing for your taste buds this month.

On April 8, Ben & Jerry's will be hosting its 35th annual Free Cone Day at participating Scoop Shops around the world.

The occasion will also be used to promote a trio of new flavours like Salted Caramel Blondie, "Hazed & Confused", made with hazelnut and chocolate ice creams and fudge chips, and Cotton Candy.

Then, from April 22 to 24, Baskin-Robbins in the US will be hosting its own Scoop Fest, selling a single scoop for US$1 (RM3.28), a double scoop for US$2 and a triple scoop for US$3.

You're welcome. – AFP/Relaxnews, April 3, 2014.

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Thirteen arrested in England in match-fixing probe

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 08:48 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Seven more footballers from Football League clubs in the north west of England have been arrested following a spot-fixing investigation by British authorities, taking the number suspected to 13.

The National Crime Agency (NCA) said today seven new arrests had been made as well as the re-arrest of six players held in December under suspicion of conspiracy to commit acts of bribery and money laundering.

"Officers from the NCA have been actively pursuing a number of lines of inquiry in this ongoing investigation," a statement said today.

"The NCA has today re-arrested the six original suspects based upon new evidence, along with a further seven footballers aged between 18 and 30 suspected of potential involvement in these offences.

"The seven men arrested in addition to the original six are from Football League clubs based in the North West of England.

"All 13 individuals are being interviewed at police stations across the country."

In December third tier club Oldham Athletic sacked winger Cristian Montano following the spot-fixing investigation.

The NCA's investigation began following revelations in British tabloid The Sun on Sunday. – Reuters, April 3, 2014.

Chong Wei moves on, but disappointing campaign by men’s doubles pairs in India Open

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 07:44 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Malaysia's challenge in the men's doubles competition of the Yonex Sunrise-BWF Metlife India Open Super Series badminton championships fizzled out even before the quarterfinals.

The only men's doubles pair that remained in the competition, Goh V Shem/Lim Khim Wah, lost 18-21, 21-15, 16-21 to South Korea's Ko Sung Hyun/Shin Baek Choel after an intense three-set thriller which lasted 53 minutes.

"It is not so good thus far. All our men's double pairs lost already," doubles coach Rosman Razak told Bernama after the fourth pair was shown the exit at the Siri Fort Sports Complex today.

In the men's singles competition, world number one Datuk Lee Chong Wei (pic) lived up to his top billing by strolling past India's Sourabh Varma 21-9, 21-6.

Chong Wei will meet India's Kashyap Parupalli in the quarterfinals tomorrow, the fourth time both will be meeting since the Indian player came on stage.

"As I said before I am just enjoying the game. So, I am not expecting anything specific (for tomorrow's match). I am just going to enjoy it," said Chong Wei.

Following Chong Wei's footsteps was the women's double pair Vivian Hoo Kah Mun/Woon Khe Wei who beat Thailand's Duanganong Aroonkesorn/Kunchala
Voravichitchaikul 14-21, 21-18, 21-14.

"Hopefully tomorrow they can pull off an upset," he said.

Later today, mixed doubles pair Chan Peng Soon/Lai Pei Jing will go up against South Korea's Shin Baek Choel/Eom Hye Won.

Yesterday, Mohd Zakry Abdul Latiff/Mohd Fairuzizuan Mohd Tazari lost to Japanese pair Kamura Takeshi/Sonada Keigo while Tan Boon Heong/Ow Yao Han lost to Mathias Boe/Carsten Mogensen. – Bernama, April 3, 2014.

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After K-Pop and shopping, drivers’ licences lure Chinese to Korea

Posted: 02 Apr 2014 11:23 PM PDT

April 03, 2014

Chinese shoppers already have a seemingly insatiable appetite for South Korean pop music, TV dramas, cosmetics and fashion. Now they're after another must-have item – a driver's licence.

In China, would-be drivers can wait up to a year for a licence and pay double the $420 that one costs in South Korea. That has fuelled a boom in Chinese visitors taking South Korean driving tests and converting the licences when they get home.

At a driving school in the suburbs of Seoul, a buzzing operation which sees some 200 Chinese applicants a month, half of the class listens to a Korean-speaking teacher while the Chinese visitors fix their eyes on a TV screen showing sample questions for written tests in Mandarin.

"It is easy to get a driver's licence in South Korea. Although I feel nervous, it is fast and easy to convert into a Chinese one," said Wang Yingfang, a 46-year-old Chinese applicant on her first drive in Korea.

South Korea has eased rules for licences, cutting the hours of training to 13, including six hours of driving time. That has led nearly 70,000 Chinese nationals to become holders of South Korean driving licences in the past three years.

It takes only a week to get a licence at state-appointed driving schools. Applicants can even do their driving tests on rooftop tracks, meaning they have little experience in dealing with actual traffic.

Wang travelled to South Korea by ferry with four other hopefuls. If she gets her licence, she can convert it to a Chinese one by sitting a written test back at home.

On her first day behind the wheel, the school's part-time translator was absent and the driving instructor had to communicate using body language.

But these are minor obstacles for Chinese applicants who are determined to get a South Korean licence.

"I will tell my friends to come here," Gao Yiai, a 35-year-old housewife from China's Shandong province, said as she proudly held up her new licence. – AFP, April 3, 2014.

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Nelson Mandela’s trusted assistant publishes memoir

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 08:26 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Nelson Mandela's (pic) long-time private assistant, Zelda la Grange, has written a memoir about her life and working for the anti-apartheid hero and former South African president, publisher Viking said today.

It has acquired the North American rights for "Good Morning, Mr. Mandela," which will be published worldwide on June 19.

"It's tender, intimate, eye-opening, incredibly moving, and offers a rare portrait of Nelson Mandela and his remarkable life," Viking President Clare Ferraro said in a statement.

The life and beliefs of la Grange, a white South African who grew up supporting the segregation rules of the country, were transformed after she started working for Mandela in 1994.

Although she began as a typist, la Grange, 43, went on to become his trusted assistant and worked for Mandela until his death in December at the age of 95.

She accompanied Mandela on trips abroad and was with him when he met world leaders and celebrities.

She will donate a portion of the royalties from the book to the Nelson Mandela Foundation to further his legacy.

Mandela's autobiography, "Long Walk to Freedom," was published in 1994. The book was adapted into the 2013 film of the same name starring British actor Idris Elba as Mandela. – Reuters, April 3, 2014.

Marquis de Sade manuscript is returned to France

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 07:35 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Marquis de Sade's 'The 120 Days of Sodom' displayed at the Institut des Lettres et des Manuscrits in Paris. It was written by Sade while he was imprisoned at the Bastille in 1785. – AFP pic.Marquis de Sade's 'The 120 Days of Sodom' displayed at the Institut des Lettres et des Manuscrits in Paris. It was written by Sade while he was imprisoned at the Bastille in 1785. – AFP pic.The original scroll on which the Marquis de Sade wrote the draft of his novel of sexual depravity, murder and paedophilia "The 120 Days of Sodom" has been returned to France following years of legal wrangling.

The parchment piece – recovered from a cell wall at Paris's Bastille prison – will go on display in the city from September to mark the bicentenary of the 18th century nobleman's death.

Written while Sade was imprisoned in the Bastille, the book details the sexual orgies of four wealthy French libertines who rape, torture and finally murder their mostly teenage victims.

The 12m-long scroll was found in its hiding place when the jail was stormed during the 1789 French revolution and over the years has repeatedly changed hands and had its ownership disputed through the courts.

But now, current owner Gerard Lheritier, president and founder of Aristophil, a firm specialising in rare manuscripts, has brought it to France so that it can go on display to the public at Lheritier's private Museum of Letters and Manuscripts.

Lheritier, who bought the manuscript for seven million euros (RM31.5 million) and until now kept it in Switzerland, said he would one day like to see the manuscript in the hands of the National Library of France.

"I had proposed keeping the scroll for five years and then gifting to the library but the Ministry of Culture has not acted on this," he said. – AFP, April 3, 2014.

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Malaysia kerjasama dengan Filipina bagi kesan mangsa penculikan, kata Najib

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:21 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Malaysia telah menghubungi pihak berkuasa Filipina dalam usaha membantu mengesan seorang pelancong wanita China dan seorang pekerja resort warga Filipina yang diculik oleh sekumpulan lelaki di Semporna, Sabah, malam tadi.

Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Najib Razak (gambar) menyifatkan kejadian penculikan itu sebagai serius dan telah mengarahkan semua agensi penguatkuasaan yang relevan supaya melihat kes itu dengan serta-merta.

"Keutamaan kami adalah bagi memastikan keselamatan tebusan," kata Najib kepada wartawan Malaysia sejurus selepas sidang media bersama Perdana Menteri Australia, Tony Abbott berhubung misi pencarian pesawat Malaysia Airlines (MAS) MH370 di selatan Lautan Hindi.

Ketua Pengarah Kawasan Keselamatan Khas Pantai Timur Sabah (Esscom) Datuk Mohammad Mentek hari ini berkata pelancong dan pekerja wanita resort itu diculik oleh sekumpulan lelaki di sebuah resort di Pulau Singgahmata, bersebelahan Pulau Pom-Pom di Semporna, Sabah, pada kira-kira 10.30 malam, tadi.

Najib tidak menolak kebarangkalian bahawa sesetengah pihak mahu mencemarkan hubungan antara Malaysia dan China berikutan penculikan tersebut adalah bertepatan dengan kehilangan pesawat MH370.

Perdana Menteri berkata semua usaha untuk mengesan mangsa penculikan itu akan berterusan dan mengenal pasti mereka yang terbabit dalam kejadian itu mungkin mengambil sedikit masa.

Sebanyak 153 daripada 227 penumpang pesawat Boeing 777-200ER itu yang hilang ketika dalam perjalanan dari Kuala Lumpur ke Beijing pada 8 Mac lepas terdiri daripada rakyat China.

Najib tiba di Perth semalam untuk rangka lawatan kerja dua hari ke Australia bagi meninjau lebih dekat misi pencarian MH370 yang sedang dilakukan di bandar raya barat Australia ini. – Bernama, 3 April, 2014.

Kes saman Mustapa terhadap Husam dan empat lain dibicara 26 Mei depan

Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:12 AM PDT

April 03, 2014

Mahkamah Tinggi menetapkan empat hari bermula 26 Mei depan untuk perbicaraan kes saman Menteri Perdagangan Antarabangsa dan Industri Datuk Seri Mustapa Mohamed (gambar) terhadap Naib Presiden PAS Datuk Husam Musa serta empat lagi.

Saman itu adalah berhubung kenyataan fitnah yang didakwa dikeluarkan Husam terhadap Mustapa, yang juga Pengerusi Badan Perhubungan Umno Kelantan berkaitan saham Felda Global Ventures Holdings Berhad.

Hakim Datuk Nor Bee Ariffin menetapkan tarikh itu dalam kamar yang dihadiri peguam Jeffrey John bagi pihak Mustapa dan peguam Azhana Mohd Khairuddin mewakili kesemua defendan.

Jeffrey memaklumkan pemberita bahawa mahkamah juga menetapkan 7 April ini sebagai pengurusan kes.

Pada 22 April tahun lepas, Mustapa memfailkan saman terhadap Husam, yang ketika itu Anggota Exco Kerajaan Negeri Kelantan, Setiausaha Agung PAS dan pemegang permit akhbar Harakah Datuk Mustafa Ali, Ketua Pengarang serta Pengarang http://harakahdaily.net masa itu, Zulkifli Sulong dan Azmi Yusof sebagai defendan.

Penyataan tuntutan Mustapa mendakwa Husam, pada 23 Mac 2013, dalam ceramah politiknya di Tapak Expo Machang, Kelantan, mengeluarkan perkataan fitnah terhadap beliau berhubung saham Felda.

Mustapa, yang juga Ahli Parlimen Jeli, mendakwa sehari selepas itu, PAS dan defendan lain menerbitkan perkataan fitnah itu dalam harakahdaily.net. Yang boleh diakses berjuta-juta pengguna laman sesawang berkenaan.

Plaintif mendakwa kenyataan fitnah itu, antara lain, membawa maksud beliau adalah seorang pemimpin dan ahli politik yang korup, tidak berkredibiliti serta menyalahgunakan kuasanya bagi kepentingan peribadi dan pemimpin Umno.

Akibat kenyataan fitnah itu, Mustapa mendakwa reputasi beliau secara peribadi dan profesional terjejas teruk selain dimalukan.

Oleh itu, beliau memohon ganti rugi untuk libel, ganti rugi tambahan dan ganti rugi teladan serta perintah injunksi menghalang defendan daripada mengulangi kenyataan fitnah berkenaan. – Bernama, 3 April, 2014.

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Naratif satira P Ramlee (Bahagian 1)

Posted: 02 Apr 2014 06:12 PM PDT

April 03, 2014

Dinsman atau nama sebenarnya Che Samsudin Othman adalah budayawan, penulis dan sastrawan. Beliau menulis untuk kepuasan dan kebebasan berkarya.

Saya tumpukan perbincangan ini kepada tiga filem sahaja, yang saya anggap sebagai tiga filem satira P Ramlee yang terkuat, iaitu Musang Berjanggut, Madu Tiga dan Tiga Abdul.

1. Musang Berjanggut

Apabila ingat pada fiem Musang Berjanggut (1959), imej pertama yang akan hadir dalam ingatan kita ialah raja yang sanggup merangkak menjadi kuda sambil menanggung seorang perempuan yang duduk di atas belakangnya dan memukulnya dengan sebatang tongkat nipis. Suatu imej yang sangat menghina. Dan imej itu sangat kuat, kerana beberapa sebab. Pertama, beraninya P Ramlee, sebagai pengarah filem, membuat adegan tersebut. Itulah satu-satunya adegan yang seberani itu pernah dicipta oleh mana-mana pencipta karya seni di Malaysia, bagi menggambarkan hinanya, gelojohnya dan bodohnya seorang raja. Tidak ada orang lain yang mempunyai keberanian setinggi itu.

Sebab kedua imej itu sangat kuat ialah kita memang biasa dengan imej itu. Barangkali sebahagian kita pernah melakukannya sendiri, waktu kanak-kanak dahulu. Kita main panjat-panjat kuda. Kadang-kadang kita menjadi kuda dan kadang-kadang orang lain menjadi kuda dan kita memanjatnya. Tetapi waktu itu kita masih anak-anak kecil. Tak mengapalah. Itu hanya satu permainan kanak-kanak (sebelum wujudnya pelbagai computer game seperti sekarang). Dalam konteks permainan kanak-kanak, tidak ada siapa yang menghina sesiapa dan tidak ada sesiapa yang terhina. Kadang-kadang bapa kita sendiri yang menjadi kuda dan kita memanjat di atas belakang bapa kita. Itu hubungan intim kasih sayang bapa dengan anak. Ada keikhlasan dalam permainan itu.

Berbeza apabila seorang perempuan dewasa, isteri orang pula, menyuruh demikian pada lelaki yang datang kepadanya dengan hasrat hendak melakukan perbuatan seksual, dan dia langsung tidak berminat terhadap lelaki tersebut. Apatah lagi pada waktu itu juga ada dua lelaki lain yang sama-sama nakal seperti raja itu, dapat melihatnya; dan mereka itu pembesar negara yang berkhidmat dengan raja itu sendiri. Suasana menjadi gamat dengan kelakar. Kenapa kelakar? Kerana lakonannya dibuat secara kelakar, tidak secara serius, menyebabkan kehinaan terhadap raja itupun tidak begitu dirasakan oleh penonton ketika menontonnya.

Bayangkan kalau filem itu dibuat sekarang, bukan pada 1959. Tidak akan terlepas daripada guntingan dan sekatan Lembaga Penapis Filem. Sebab apa? Ia menghina raja, dengan penghinaan yang sangat dahsyat! Tak terfikir oleh otak biasa, hendak menghina raja sampai begitu dahsyat. Bukan setakat melutut di hadapan perempuan, tetapi tunduk merangkak dan merelakan perempuan duduk di atas belakang, memperkudakannya sambil memukulnya dengan sejenis cemeti supaya dia merangkak membawanya berkeliling dalam rumah, dengan disaksikan oleh dua pembesar negara yang di bawah kuasa pemerintahan raja itu sendiri. Apakah penghinaan yang lebih dahsyat daripada itu?

Tetapi apakah itu sebenarnya mesej yang hendak disampaikan oleh P Ramlee? Saya fikir bukan sahaja itu tetapi lebih lagi daripada itu. Apabila Puspawangi (perempuan itu) pukul belakang raja, P Ramlee bukan sahaja pukul belakang raja tetapi dia pukul belakang semua lelaki waima yang menjadi raja sekalipun, tak terkecuali; sebab semua lelaki dalam hal nafsu terhadap wanita adalah sama sahaja keinginan atau kemaruk dan gelojohnya, termasuklah Datuk Nikah Kahwin, iaitu orang agama yang berjawatan setaraf mufti pada hari ini.

Musang Berjanggut bukan filem mengkritik raja tetapi filem mengkritik semua orang, khasnya lelaki. (Perempuan juga dikritiknya apabila Tun Nila Utama menolak semua perempuan di dalam negerinya yang dianggap tidak layak menjadi isterinya sebab mereka itu semuanya adalah betina, bukan perempuan).

Ada empat orang yang berjawatan paling tinggi dalam pemerintahan negeri Pura Cendana, yang rajanya bernama Alam Shahbana itu - Datuk Bendahara, Datuk Bentara Mangku Bumi, Datuk Pujangga dan Datuk Nikah Kahwin. Keempat-empatnya sudah lanjut usia, sudah tua. Apabila Tun Nila Utama putera raja (lakonan P Ramlee) pulang dari perantauan, datang mengadap Raja (ayah angkatnya) dengan membawa seorang perempuan dan memperkenalkannya sebagai isterinya, Raja menyambutnya dengan semacam reaksi - "O perempuan!..." katanya sambil melihat kepada empat pembesarnya, seorang demi seorang, sambil mengulangi kata "perempuan!..." itu; kita pun dapat menangkap mesejnya seolah-olah berkata: 'oh inilah rupanya yang dikatakan Tun Nila sebagai 'perempuan', yang berbeza daripada semua yang ada di negeri ini yang dianggapnya sebagai betina itu.

Dan ketika Raja Alam Shahbana (lakonan Ahmad Nisfu) membuka hijab yang menutupi wajah Puspawangi menantunya (lakonan Saadiah), dia menunjukkan reaksi terperanjat, melopong mulutnya, tidak terkata, melihat betapa cantiknya perempuan itu. Dia terpegun, tidak sedar, hinggalah permaisurinya menepuk tangannya.

Lakonan gaya P Ramlee dalam kebanyakan filem arahannya, khasnyua Musang Berjanggut, adalah lakonan yang sengaja dibuat-buat atau sengaja digayakan (stylized). Ia bukan lakonan natural (atau realisme) yang meniru realiti kehidupan setepatnya. Gaya yang dibuat-buat atau sengaja dilebih-lebihkan itu pula bertujuan untuk menimbulkan suasana kelakar. Kelakar yang bukan semata-mata kelakar tetapi kelakar yang penuh sindiran dan mengandungi mesej.

Dalam Musang Berjanggut, khasnya lakonan watak Raja dan empat pembesarnya itu, lakonannya adalah jenis yang digayakan ini. Bukan sahaja lakonannya digayakan dan dilebih-lebihkan tetapi bahkan pembinaan atau pengolahan watak-wataknya juga. Raja dan empat pembesarnya itu seperti dikarikaturkan. Nafsu dan keinginan mereka kepada perempuan itu digayakan begitu menonjol, seolah-olah orang tua itu langsung tidak punya rasa malu.

Apakah tujuannya P Ramlee berbuat demikian? Apakah dia terpengaruh dengan pandangan Freud mengenai seks sebagai pendorong utama gerak laku manusia? Saya tidak fikir begitu. Saya percaya P Ramlee sengaja menunjukkan demikian sebagai satu teguran dan kritik sosial. Bahawa dorongan dan keinginan atau nafsu sedemikian itu sememangnya wujud dalam diri semua manusia, tidak terkecuali hatta raja sekalipun, hatta tokoh agama sekalipun - muda mahupun tua. Itulah hakikatnya diri manusia kalau nafsu di dalam diri itu dibiarkan bebas tidak dikawal. Lihatlah betapa hodohnya dan betapa bodohnya manusia!

2. Madu Tiga

Satira kedua ialah Madu Tiga (1964). Saya pernah tulis artikel mengenai filem ini, beberapa tahun dulu, kerana tertarik dengan beberapa unsur absurd di dalamnya. Saya dulu minat teater absurd. Karya-karya teater saya dulu pun dianggap oleh pengkritik dan pengkaji teater Malaysia sebagai teater absurd.

Apa maksud unsur absurd di sini? Maksudnya ialah sesuatu peristiwa atau pemikiran yang tidak mengikut logik biasa. Kalau ikut logik biasa kita kata mustahil berlaku semacam itu. Contohnya dalam Madu Tiga waktu P Ramlee dikejar oleh tiga isterinya, dia lari ke rumah bapa mertuanya.

Cuba ingat, waktu dia masuk bilik dan keluar bilik di tingkat atas rumah itu. Di tengah-tengah ada lorong, di kiri kanan ada beberapa bilik. Dia masuk bilik lain, dia keluar bilik lain. Kemudian dia masuk bilik sebelah kanan, dia keluar ikut bilik sebelah kiri. Kemudian dengan cepat bila dia masuk saja bilik di sebelah kiri, dia terus keluar ikut bilik kanan yang di hujung sana. Tidak masuk akal. Macamana boleh berlaku? Mustahil. Tetapi P Ramlee buat, dan penonton tidak kisah pun, penonton terima, kita pun terima, walaupun kita tahu perkara itu mustahil berlaku.

Contoh lain - di akhir filem itu, jalan mati, ada jambatan sempit atas sungai, beberapa orang sedang usung benda besar dan berat. P Ramlee tidak boleh lalu. Tiga isteri yang sedang kejar dia sudah sampai di situ. Dia nak ke mana? Terpaksa terjun sungai. Lepas itu apa yang kita tengok? Elok saja P Ramlee berdiri tercegat di tengah sungai. Air cetek. Baju pijama yang dia pakai tak ada bekas kena air pun. Dan dia siap angkat lagi baju itu di paras lutut supaya tidak kena air. Itu satu pandangan yang tidak mungkin terjadi. Tapi kita ketawa. Kita melihat itu sebagai kelakar.

Dan sebelum itu, ada Apek hendak bunuh diri, atas pokok, betul-betul di atas jalan raya. Bila dia terjun, jatuh elok saja terduduk atas kerusi dalam kereta sport yang sedang bergerak laju, di sebelah P Ramlee yang sedang memandu. Kita ketawa! Apek ini ingat dia sudah mati, dan bila mati dia dapat naik kereta racing. Kemudian, akhir filem, P Ramlee tinggalkan dia di tepi jambatan, suruh dia pegang bendera, duduk atas batu, tunggu untuk jawab soalan kubur. "Hidup pun susah, mati pun susah!" kata apek. Dan kita ketawa. – 3 April, 2014.

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Red Devils hold off meandering German assault

Posted: 02 Apr 2014 04:13 PM PDT

April 03, 2014

As a player, Shebby Singh won everything there was to win in Malaysia football, and represented the country on the international stage.

Defend deep and defend well, that is what Manchester United did admirably at Old Trafford on Tuesday night in the UEFA Champions League quarter-final first leg against the reigning Kings of Europe, Bayern Munich.

There was only one save to made by David de Gea in the Manchester United goal, and it was going swimmingly well in the first half for the home side.

The newly-crowned Bundesliga Champions, however, looked a little out of sorts tactically, a surprise for a team led by the brilliant Pep Guardiola.

The normally wide players, Franck Ribery and Arjen Robben went very narrow with Thomas Mueller running the line.

It may have been designed to get the fullbacks forward, but unfortunately, there was no centre-forward to aim for as Thomas Mueller's movement was surprisingly indecisive.

The Bayern midfield trio of Toni Kroos, Philip Lahm and Bastien Schweinsteiger were not so mobile and precise too; not quite the Xavi, Sergei Busquets and Andres Iniesta axis from Pep Guardiola's previous army.

On the other side, Manchester United's own centre-forward, Danny Welbeck tried to be too clever when he attempted to outfox Manuel Neuer by trying to score the perfect goal. That left the match goalless after 45 minutes.

Come the second half, Ryan Giggs, who was largely a passenger (showing his age, not a knock on his ability, but did David Moyes truly expect a 40-year old to make a difference against the reigning European Champions?) made way for Shinji Kagawa, and this change added some guile in midfield.

The big surprise then came with Nemanja Vidic heading in unchallenged from a corner to give the Red Devils a shock lead. Maybe Pep's Barcelona lacked inches, but how on earth were there no "post men" when Bayern conceded?

Then Bayern decided to bring on a real centre-forward in Mario Mandzukic, whose deft touch set up Bastian Schweinsteiger for the imminent equaliser.

All was going well for Bayern after that, until Schweinsteiger got a second yellow for his marching orders. And that too, for a needless challenge on Wayne Rooney, who definitely made the most of a challenge which, replays show, made no contact.

Surely, now the onus is on Manchester United to go to Munich looking for the result. A Bayern side lacking both Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez does look a little less solid in the middle of the park, but Manchester United will have to chase a result at the Allianz Arena... never an easy task.

A moral victory? Most definitely.

Manchester United have been desperately looking for positives all season long, and not getting hammered at home against a brilliant side is a nice change of pace for the defending Premier League champions. How times have changed. – April 3, 2014.

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